"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"
- an episode of supernatural: a summary
- person: screams
- person: runs around and does nothing productive to get his/herself out of current situation
- person: well fuck
- DUN DUN
- sam: hey dean
- dean: no sam i'll protect you
- sam: uh
- dean: I SAID I'LL FUCKING PROTECT YOU
- sam: ok dean
- sam and dean: we're cops
- everyone: lol ok
- sam and dean: WHAT HAPPEN HERE
- some guy: idk like some1 died or something???
- sam and dean: wat about u
- relative of dead person: chRIST I ALREADY TALKED TO THE FUCKING COPS
- sam and dean: no you didn't
- relative of dead person: ok. i don't know they came out of nowhere like idk what happened i'm so sad right now
- sam and dean: wow yea u look pretty sad rn ok whatev bye
- sam: I GET WIFI IN EVERY SHITTY DICK MOTEL
- dean: cheeseburger
- sam: research
- dean: diner food
- sam and dean: AH IT MUST BE THIS ONE THING THAT IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T
- bobby: idjits
- sam and dean: fight creature
- creature: lol no
- sam: it... not ded???? how???????
- dean: sassy comment~
- relative of dead: hey what's the haps
- dean: we think it's this thing you've probably never heard of and/or is crazy as shit
- relative of dead: WHAT
- relative of dead: ok
- sam: I KNOW HOW TO KILL IT
- dean: i'll protect u
- sam: .......................................................k
- sam and dean: BURNIN' BODIES n shit
- dean: looking into the fire with passion
- sam: dean wtf
- dean: i don't want to talk about it
- sam: ok-
- dean: I HATE DEMONS DAD IS DEAD AND THIS MORNING I DROPPED MY PIE ON THE GROUND AND TODAY HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY ALSO DID I MENTION DAD'S DEAD
- sam: RANDOM-ASS CONFESSION~
- dean: wow frick u sam
- eric kripke: haha later bitches