Tuesday, October 21, 2014

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(Source: marcelozzz)

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

(Source: allo-nsy)

  • an episode of supernatural: a summary
  • person: screams
  • person: runs around and does nothing productive to get his/herself out of current situation
  • person: well fuck
  • DUN DUN
  • ~supernatural~
  • sam: hey dean
  • dean: no sam i'll protect you
  • sam: uh
  • dean: I SAID I'LL FUCKING PROTECT YOU
  • sam: ok dean
  • sam and dean: we're cops
  • everyone: lol ok
  • sam and dean: WHAT HAPPEN HERE
  • some guy: idk like some1 died or something???
  • sam and dean: wat about u
  • relative of dead person: chRIST I ALREADY TALKED TO THE FUCKING COPS
  • sam and dean: no you didn't
  • relative of dead person: ok. i don't know they came out of nowhere like idk what happened i'm so sad right now
  • sam and dean: wow yea u look pretty sad rn ok whatev bye
  • later~
  • sam: I GET WIFI IN EVERY SHITTY DICK MOTEL
  • dean: cheeseburger
  • sam: research
  • dean: diner food
  • sam and dean: AH IT MUST BE THIS ONE THING THAT IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T
  • bobby: idjits
  • sam and dean: fight creature
  • creature: lol no
  • sam: it... not ded???? how???????
  • dean: sassy comment~
  • relative of dead: hey what's the haps
  • dean: we think it's this thing you've probably never heard of and/or is crazy as shit
  • relative of dead: WHAT
  • relative of dead: ok
  • sam: I KNOW HOW TO KILL IT
  • dean: i'll protect u
  • sam: .......................................................k
  • sam and dean: BURNIN' BODIES n shit
  • dean: looking into the fire with passion
  • sam: dean wtf
  • dean: i don't want to talk about it
  • sam: ok-
  • dean: I HATE DEMONS DAD IS DEAD AND THIS MORNING I DROPPED MY PIE ON THE GROUND AND TODAY HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY ALSO DID I MENTION DAD'S DEAD
  • sam: RANDOM-ASS CONFESSION~
  • dean: wow frick u sam
  • eric kripke: haha later bitches

the-padfoots:

Rejoice, for You-Know-Who has gone at last! Even Muggles like yourself should be celebrating, this happy, happy day.

free-loki:

eleathyra:

Catching that hammer looks surprisingly easy.

(Source: doctortomyriver)

vinegod:

Overprotected dads 🏃🙈 by Lele Pons

iam-fandomlocked:

Tumblr making bad jokes/puns

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