Saturday, July 19, 2014

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Wednesday, July 16, 2014

sixpenceee:

If only everything really complicated was explained this way. 

THE AUTHOR & MORE OF HIS BOOKS

(Source: tywins)

phandom-salad:

the-villain-in-training:

andersatan:

of-mice-and-m0shing:

this is the most accurate post on the internet.

did he google johnlock

HE IS GOOGLING JOHNLOCK

THE NOTES

DOES ANYONE REALIZE THIS IS DAN HOWELL

(Source: malsaud)

demonhunting:

fuck marry kill more like game of thrones 

Saturday, July 5, 2014
  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
Tuesday, July 1, 2014

thedevonendeavor:

thatdudeemu:

punklucifer:

I scrolled hoping for a description and there wasn’t one

none is needed

Next level

(Source: benimdetamisimvardiya)

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name